Cubs sign Opie Cunningham

And a 'backup' catcher, wink-wink, nudge-nudge-Willson-out-the-door

Cubs president of “shit, what day is it?” Jed Hoyer woke up today and decided that it was time to do some big things with the Cubs’ roster. Then, he hit the snooze bar, rolled over and when he finally stumbled out of bed he went over to the junk drawer and found enough loose change to sign a 34 year old catcher and a dizzy redheaded outfielder.

Oh, and J…