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The trade deadline is July 30 this year (not the 31st like normal, because the league office workers didn’t want to come in on Saturday), and the once-mighty Cubs are having a fire sale. If it’s good enough for the Garbage Family That Owns them™, it’s good enough for Pointless Exercise.

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In addition to our normal nonsense, every time there’s a trade you’ll get a special post breaking down the trade as we all try to not break into hives.

Hey, we already did one!

Instant analysis - Premature Jocularity

It really is the greatest deal ever.