First impressions

The Cubs have played a whopping 5% of their season. Let's jump to some conclusions!

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The Cubs have played three series so far on the season and they are 4-4 in the eight games that weren’t rained out. That’s about five percent of the season. It’s way too early to draw any real conclusions. But screw that. Let’s do it anyway.

Today we’ll look at the “hitters.”