Jameson Taillon is excited to be a Cub
He obviously hasn't taken a good look at the roster yet
The Cubs introduced their new middle of the rotation sensation, Jameson Taillon, to the media Monday, and he sure knows how to play all of Marquee’s favorite hits.
Somewhere Taylor MacGregor was jotting down all of her new in-game interview ideas. I’m sure we’ll all get quality time with his dad, his girlfriend, his brother and, I guess, Willie the Wildcat?
Taillon said that what really tipped the scales in the Cubs’ favor was that they were the only team to meet him in person (and the $68 million) and he talked to some former teammates including Anthony Rizzo and Scott Effross who said great things about the Cubs (and the $68 million) and he even got the scoop from Richard Williams’ kid (and the $68 million).
Trevor was probably like, “You don’t even have to be good and they’ll interview your dad every time you start!”
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