The Remains of the Cubs

The roster is...bleak

Aug 02, 2021

∙ Paid

When a kid’s first pet dies, it’s commonplace for the parents to explain the pet’s sudden absence away by saying they took that pet to go live on a farm with other pets. Over the weekend, Anthony Rizzo, Javy Baez and Kris Bryant went off to live on farms with teams in actual pennant races. And all of them seem pretty happy about it.

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