Tony's unwritten rules of sobriety tests

Tips from the master, stepping on logos, the Cardinals just give away good players and Craig Kimbrel's ridiculousness

By now, Tony LaRussa is a seasoned veteran of flunking field sobriety tests. While the video from his 2007 vehicular nap time in Florida that resulted in such hits as him turning two lanes of pavement into an Olympic balance beam, adding a few “twos” into his futile attempt to recite the alphabet backwards, and when he hears what his blood alcohol level…