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The newsletter has picked up a steady stream of new subscribers the past couple of weeks—I guess a first place Cubs’ team with all kinds of weird problems will do that—and even more of you have signed up for a free subscription only to be locked out of most of the posts.

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Why, in just the last few days I’ve fixed the Cubs lineup for David Ross (not that he listens to me) and Marquee’s lineup for them. I explained why Ross benched the wrong guy and why if Ryan Dempster had any balls he’d use his awful Harry Caray impression for a good cause. And, I explained why the McCaskeys would be idiots to not build a new stadium in Arlington Heights and why we’d all be better off for it.

Oh yeah, and the last time the Cubs won a series they swept the Cardinals. That was fun.

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