Unsolicited tips for today's Bears press conference

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it.

The quote in the subhead is from Benjamin Franklin, and you’d think that Vags McCaskey would have hammered that into her idiot sons, especially since she went to junior high with Ben.

Regardless, the Bears have a press conference today to introduce their new Ryan and Matt, Poles and Eberflus, to the media and the fan base, and because I’m a giving perso…