Cubs lineup decisions are obvious, maybe not easy

David Ross says he can't be buddies with his old...buddies anymore, and now's the time to prove it

OK, so something got goofed up on Wednesday and the hilarious "Tony’s unwritten rules for sobriety tests” email didn’t go out. So, I sent it last night. That’s why you got three day old jokes in your inbox. And, it was also proof that I had the whole Patrick “Pee Wiz” Wisdom thing figured out days ago. Whatever.

Now, here’s your regularly scheduled, Mon…