Well, at least they're spunky

The Cubs are trying...which, apparently is something

After 11 games, the Cubs are pretty much right where we thought they’d be. They’re in third place in a pedestrian division.

But this hastily built roster with a garden gnome playing second base, a rubber faced dolt at first, a washed up centerfielder, a catcher who can’t wait to get the hell out of town¹, and a really damned good right fielder are showin…